

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via moistpits)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via moistpits)
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)